Category: Humor

  • Travel Plans

    My inconclusive travel plans 2012 I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you …

  • So what have we learned in 2 millennia?

    ‘The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.’ Cicero – 55 BC Evidently nothing.…

  • ‘Next Life’ by George Carlin

    In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get…

  • Slinkies

    Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything…. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

  • Onomatomania � a definition

    onomatomania….like, what does that mean??